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Best special effect
The thunder at the Thursday rehearsal
The amazing lighted staff
The
lighted bower in the “Goddess” scene – Jessica, Luke, Lula-Blu
The roaring and howling in the shipwreck
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Best Prop
The staff with the luminous pink end!
The bottle
The bower
The logs
The food
The rope
The boat
The
sheet - Trevor
Juno’s gate
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The Chambers
Dictionary award for Best Word
Antonia
– "Churmudgeonly" - Rebecca
Antonia and Sebastianne - "Dido"
Trinculo – "horse piss"
Ferdinand - "ardour"
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The
“Not the Nigel
Dean Award” for Word Perfection
Chris
Watt – second half
Jessica Adolpho Pugh
Luke Adolpho Pugh
Lula-Blu Goulding
The Goddesses in the first half
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The Graham Thomas ‘What
the hell was
that?’ Award” for Best Accent)
Ted’s Yorkshire Terrier
John’s Cockney Geezer
Graham’s West Country Sea Dog
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Best
Ad Lib moment
Carol
for ad libbing an entirely different tune to the one she was supposed
to sing
Ian, Sarah and Phil for ad libbing a
conversation with a drunk behind scenes while still trying to keep an
eye on the action at Quarr Abbey
The Ariels for getting some clothes
The chess set making a bid for freedom after listening to Caliban’s
inspiring speech
The food at the magical banquet on Thursday at the village, also
breaking fro freedom
Graham for starting the play before the waves were ready at Nicholson
Gardens
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The ITV Award
for Product Placement
Ariel for Ariel Washing
Tablets
Miranda
for Specsavers - Sarah
Miranda for Comfort Softener
Antonia for advertising the Italian barbers, “Hair of Naples”
Trinculo for Toilet Duck
Trinculo for Branston Pickle
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The
James Doyle “But
Soft” Award for Best Line
“Ding
Dong” - Gabriel
“No tongue”
“Harmonious charmingly”
“as leaking as an unstaunched wench”
“can he vent Trinculos?”
“That dusky dis my daughter’s got”
“Master, I do smell all, horse piss”
“As you from crimes would pardoned be, let your indulgence set me free”
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The
Cunning Stunt Award for Best Special Effect or Stunt
Nigel
going solo downhill at the Isle of Wight in his wheelchair
Sarah and Phil for the Swanmore kiss
Charlene and Charlotte dancing on the table in the inn
Ted for crawling under a sheet with Trevor
Trevor for licking Andy’s foot
Ian for saying “the nuptials of these our dear beloved solemnized”
without falling into the obvious trap!
Mark for getting a selfie with the monks at the Abbey
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Best Costume
Brian’s
beard
Dan’s beard
Ariel’s eyelashes
Trinculo’s
green dress - Ted
Caliban’s cricket pad
Sharon’s rainbow
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The Derren Brown
Award for Best Trance
Mark
Paul
Dan
Annette
Rebecca |
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The
Friar Laurence
Award for Brevity in Public Speaking
Prospero Act I Scene 2
Prospero Act IV Scene 1
Prospero Act V Scene 1
Prospero
– The Epilogue
Ariel Act III Scene 3
Gonzalo Act V Scene 1
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Most
Typecast Award
Andy as someone who might just have over imbibed
Charlene and Charlotte as likely to dance on a table
Chris as a super reliable crew member
John as a bawling, blasphemous, uncharitable dog
John
as a cur, whoreson, violent noise maker
Ian as someone who can send you to sleep
Phil as someone who won’t let his humour melt into lust
Sharon, Glyn, Carol and the Nymphs as a rabble
Ian as someone whose old brain is troubled
Trevor as someone who, with age, his body uglier grows
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Least
Typecast Award
Carol as someone who knows what tune she is singing
Alonso’s train as “beauteous mankind”
Ian as someone whose tale would cure deafness
Brian as someone who could ever be an enemy inveterate
Ian as a school master
Phil
as someone bought into bondage
Annette as someone pinched for it
Trev as someone who has the hump
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The Mark Wright Award for Missed Entrance
The
line on the Wednesday night at the Village - Charlene and Charley
Gabriel and Lula at the Village on Friday
Gonzalo’s beard every night
Jessica and Luke at Swanmore
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Best
impression of a Celebrity
Ted
as Alan Bennett
Gabriel as Leslie Phillips
Rebecca as Dr Strangelove
Andy as Bryn Terfel
Trevor as Braveheart
Graham as Cap’n Jack Sparrow
Dan as Brian Blessed
Paul as Tiny Tim, Village, Friday night
Paul as a dalek, Swanmore
Sharon
as Bungle, Zippy and Geoffrey
Gabriel as Lassie
Brian as Marvin the Paranoid Android
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The
Bob Hatcher Award
for Saving the Day
Nick and Sue from Strathmore Road for providing additional milk
The staff at QA for sorting out Sarah’s shoulder
Dave the Blacksmith for making us a ship stabilising pole
Paul for battling on through acute laryngitis
Cameron, Aaron and Georgina for stepping in at Swanmore
Alannah
and Paige for saying Gabriel’s lines at the Village on Friday
Anne for bringing chips on Friday to the village
Andy’s erection
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The NHS Award for Diagnosable Condition
Trevor’s hernia
Ian’s double hernia!
Paul’s
throat
Rebecca’s foot
Sarah’s shoulder
Rob’s nerves
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The “Gary Barlow” Award for Best Song
Caliban
The Ariels
The Goddesses
Trinculo and Stephano
Stephano
- Andy
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The Marvel Comics Award as Superhero of the
Production
Joan for her many small kindnesses and incidents of support
Nigel for his being at almost every performance to support
Phil the Sparky for his lightning fast lighting
Brian for his bringing Gabriel down for his ding dong
Jill
for her prompting
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The
Proper Villager
Award - Brian Dell
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